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Lizzy_the_Neko

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Age : 25
Location : In many different lands...Feudal Japan, The Land of Ninjas, Old England, The World of Demons, Exorcists, and Angels...Oh the many places I am part of!!! I wish right now however that I lived in Japan...Or even Korea!

PostSubject: My Jar of Jam   Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:25 pm

I ONCE HAD A JAR AND ITS NAME WAS JAMMY
I PUT SOME EXPLOSIVES IN HIM...AND HE WENT KABLAMMY

PIECES OF GLASS FLEW EVERYWHERE
AND JAMMY WENT BYE-BYE, I REALLY DIDN'T CARE

BUT SOON AFTER, ANOTHER ONE CAME
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD, THEY WERE PRACTICALLY THE SAME
IT'S NAME WAS JELLY, AND HE WAS REALLY DUMB
HE WAS MADE OF PLASTIC, AND TASTED LIKE PINK BUBBLE GUM

I ATE ALL THE JELLY, AND SOON HE WAS SAD
AND THEN HE CAME OUT, AND SAID JAMMY WAS HIS DAD
I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED, UNTIL I CRIED
AND JELLY WATCHED, GOT SAD, AND THEN DIED

ANOTHER SOON TOOK HIS PLACE
A SERIOUS FELLOW NAMED ORANGE PRESERVES, WITH A SAD LITTLE FACE
I USED HIM ALL UP, AND WHEN HE WAS GONE AND DEAD AND SERVED UP
NO OTHER JAMMIES, OR JELLIES, OR ORANGE PRESERVES TOOK HIS PLACE, NOT EVEN A CUP

SO NOW I SAY, I WANT MY JAM
OR JELLY OR PRESERVES, IF THEY COMPLAIN...WELL I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
JUST GIVE ME A JAR, AND I'LL STUFF EXPLOSIVES RIGHT IN
AND BLOW HIM UP, AND DO IT AGAIN

lol! :cyclops:~DEDICATED TO A LIVING JAR(S)~ :face: :lol:
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Vulkan
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PostSubject: Re: My Jar of Jam   Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:44 am

...this is pure gold.
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