Lizzy_the_Neko
Posts : 673
Join date : 2013-03-24
Age : 32
Location : In many different lands...Feudal Japan, The Land of Ninjas, Old England, The World of Demons, Exorcists, and Angels...Oh the many places I am part of!!! I wish right now however that I lived in Japan...Or even Korea!
 |  Subject: My Jar of Jam Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:25 pm | |
| I ONCE HAD A JAR AND ITS NAME WAS JAMMY
I PUT SOME EXPLOSIVES IN HIM...AND HE WENT KABLAMMYPIECES OF GLASS FLEW EVERYWHEREAND JAMMY WENT BYE-BYE, I REALLY DIDN'T CAREBUT SOON AFTER, ANOTHER ONE CAMEIT WAS REALLY WEIRD, THEY WERE PRACTICALLY THE SAMEIT'S NAME WAS JELLY, AND HE WAS REALLY DUMB
HE WAS MADE OF PLASTIC, AND TASTED LIKE PINK BUBBLE GUMI ATE ALL THE JELLY, AND SOON HE WAS SADAND THEN HE CAME OUT, AND SAID JAMMY WAS HIS DADI LAUGHED AND LAUGHED, UNTIL I CRIEDAND JELLY WATCHED, GOT SAD, AND THEN DIEDANOTHER SOON TOOK HIS PLACEA SERIOUS FELLOW NAMED ORANGE PRESERVES, WITH A SAD LITTLE FACEI USED HIM ALL UP, AND WHEN HE WAS GONE AND DEAD AND SERVED UP
NO OTHER JAMMIES, OR JELLIES, OR ORANGE PRESERVES TOOK HIS PLACE, NOT EVEN A CUPSO NOW I SAY, I WANT MY JAMOR JELLY OR PRESERVES, IF THEY COMPLAIN...WELL I DON'T GIVE A DAMNJUST GIVE ME A JAR, AND I'LL STUFF EXPLOSIVES RIGHT INAND BLOW HIM UP, AND DO IT AGAIN
 :cyclops: ~DEDICATED TO A LIVING JAR(S)~ :face: :lol: | |
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Vulkan
The Adowibbible One
Posts : 580
Join date : 2012-11-09
Age : 27
Location : Earth
| | Subject: Re: My Jar of Jam Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:44 am | |
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