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Dethhollow
Posts : 368 Join date : 2012-11-09
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Wed May 29, 2013 10:07 am | |
| The grey mountains of Gondor.
Why did the dinosaurs die out? | |
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Jexorin Rast
Posts : 119 Join date : 2013-02-16 Location : The Void
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Wed May 29, 2013 4:55 pm | |
| Because they couldn't stop F**KING!!!!!!!!!!!
When pineapples fart, what comes out? | |
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Vaas
Posts : 29 Join date : 2012-11-17
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Wed May 29, 2013 4:56 pm | |
| Because you discovered the secret order of mangos who ate 6 bits clan, who in fact, betrayed the 8 bits into losing their property to Mitt Romney's Obama.
I broke you. How did you come back? | |
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Jexorin Rast
Posts : 119 Join date : 2013-02-16 Location : The Void
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:35 pm | |
| All the king's horses and all the king's men put me back together again.
So, why do you tomato? | |
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Dethhollow
Posts : 368 Join date : 2012-11-09
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:47 pm | |
| Because a duck one time walked up to a lemonaid stand. And I do recall that he said to the man in charge of the establishment, "Hey! Bum bum bum.... Got any grapes?"
Why does anyone give 2 craps about Snookie? | |
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Lord Coake
Posts : 144 Join date : 2012-11-20 Age : 25 Location : Indiana, USA
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:51 pm | |
| Because Global Warming
Why do pickles like s'mores? | |
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Dethhollow
Posts : 368 Join date : 2012-11-09
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:56 pm | |
| Because butt pirates are a thing.
Where do babies come from? | |
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Jexorin Rast
Posts : 119 Join date : 2013-02-16 Location : The Void
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:11 pm | |
| They just appear out of nowhere.
Why pie? Why pi? Why thigh? Why Kai? Why lie? Why tie? So... why? | |
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Kkutlord
Posts : 52 Join date : 2012-11-20 Age : 28 Location : Through the wandering valleys of darkness, I come forth to the realm of light
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:19 am | |
| Because... *Puts on glasses* In the entirety of reality's existence, across the infinite cosmos and the rain of time, beyond the realm of aspect and metaphysical concepts, through the ravine keeping matter and anti-matter separate, the concept of "why" is theoretically impossible and has no discernible meaning.
Between a mutant Red Mage kangaroo and a male cybernetic werewolf of Femininity's personification, which one would die first if exposed to a mixed solute of green kryptonite, Anti-Ray Field Energy, Death Note paper, and cat eye crust? | |
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Strigon
Posts : 2 Join date : 2013-07-25 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:07 am | |
| The goblin currently living inside my head. Dammit, now his corpse will stink up my mind.
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?! | |
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Paradox
Posts : 27 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : The wrong cake... again...
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:41 am | |
| Meerkat rights!
Where do fezzes come from?! | |
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Mist
Posts : 204 Join date : 2013-01-09 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere in the mist
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:10 pm | |
| Chocolate cow poop.
Why do I live in a house? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:38 pm | |
| Because you've got a D*ck in a box!
Why is there a Bannananananananananana so delicious when thrown from a tall building? |
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Green-Eyed Demon
Posts : 253 Join date : 2012-11-09 Age : 29 Location : Kansas
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:58 pm | |
| Snarglufupaguss, You Limey Bastard!
D*ck Sausage or random batteries spewed from the mouth of a hippo? | |
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Mist
Posts : 204 Join date : 2013-01-09 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere in the mist
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:57 pm | |
| Sulfur chocolate mouse guts because chickens eat acid with raisins.
Why do trees grow upwards? | |
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Green-Eyed Demon
Posts : 253 Join date : 2012-11-09 Age : 29 Location : Kansas
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:15 pm | |
| Because the Pentagon has a boner.
Will the sun turn me into a marshmallow with a cheese toast brain? | |
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Aroro
Posts : 636 Join date : 2012-11-09 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:17 pm | |
| Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. *rubs forehead twice*
Why do farts stink? | |
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Green-Eyed Demon
Posts : 253 Join date : 2012-11-09 Age : 29 Location : Kansas
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:40 pm | |
| Because there's a ferret in every asian's butt.
What is the meaning of death? | |
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Lord Coake
Posts : 144 Join date : 2012-11-20 Age : 25 Location : Indiana, USA
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:50 pm | |
| 24!
Why did the universe create global warming? | |
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Green-Eyed Demon
Posts : 253 Join date : 2012-11-09 Age : 29 Location : Kansas
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:10 pm | |
| Twenty fiiiiiiive...
Will I ever make one million *censored*s? | |
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King Staragna
Posts : 3 Join date : 2013-02-23 Age : 27 Location : THEY KNOW.
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:34 pm | |
| Maybe, because *censored* *censored* is *censored* by *censored* because FUCKSHITASSHELL
Who told you that?! | |
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Chronos
Posts : 415 Join date : 2012-11-09 Age : 27 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:57 pm | |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster taking a dump of hot salsa said so.
Do you know the Muffin Man? | |
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Hydrattler
Posts : 57 Join date : 2013-06-27 Age : 27 Location : Weymouth
| Subject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer. Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:07 pm | |
| Yes, his name is Jordan apparently.
Now, wheres my bag of various items | |
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