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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Wed May 29, 2013 10:07 am

The grey mountains of Gondor.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Wed May 29, 2013 4:55 pm

Because they couldn't stop F**KING!!!!!!!!!!!

When pineapples fart, what comes out?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Wed May 29, 2013 4:56 pm

Because you discovered the secret order of mangos who ate 6 bits clan, who in fact, betrayed the 8 bits into losing their property to Mitt Romney's Obama.

I broke you. How did you come back?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:35 pm

All the king's horses and all the king's men put me back together again.

So, why do you tomato?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:47 pm

Because a duck one time walked up to a lemonaid stand. And I do recall that he said to the man in charge of the establishment, "Hey! Bum bum bum.... Got any grapes?"

Why does anyone give 2 craps about Snookie?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:51 pm

Because Global Warming

Why do pickles like s'mores?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:56 pm

Because butt pirates are a thing.

Where do babies come from?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:11 pm

They just appear out of nowhere.

Why pie? Why pi? Why thigh? Why Kai? Why lie? Why tie? So... why?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:19 am

Because... *Puts on glasses* In the entirety of reality's existence, across the infinite cosmos and the rain of time, beyond the realm of aspect and metaphysical concepts, through the ravine keeping matter and anti-matter separate, the concept of "why" is theoretically impossible and has no discernible meaning.

Between a mutant Red Mage kangaroo and a male cybernetic werewolf of Femininity's personification, which one would die first if exposed to a mixed solute of green kryptonite, Anti-Ray Field Energy, Death Note paper, and cat eye crust?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:07 am

The goblin currently living inside my head. Dammit, now his corpse will stink up my mind.

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:41 am

Meerkat rights!

Where do fezzes come from?!
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:10 pm

Chocolate cow poop.


Why do I live in a house?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:38 pm

Because you've got a D*ck in a box!

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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:58 pm

Snarglufupaguss, You Limey Bastard!

D*ck Sausage or random batteries spewed from the mouth of a hippo?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:57 pm

Sulfur chocolate mouse guts because chickens eat acid with raisins.

Why do trees grow upwards?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:15 pm

Because the Pentagon has a boner.

Will the sun turn me into a marshmallow with a cheese toast brain?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:17 pm

Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. *rubs forehead twice*

Why do farts stink?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:40 pm

Because there's a ferret in every asian's butt.

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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:50 pm

24!

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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:10 pm

Twenty fiiiiiiive...

Will I ever make one million *censored*s?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:34 pm

Maybe, because *censored* *censored* is *censored* by *censored* because FUCKSHITASSHELL

Who told you that?!
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:57 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster taking a dump of hot salsa said so.

Do you know the Muffin Man?
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PostSubject: Re: The WEIRDEST answer.    Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:07 pm

Yes, his name is Jordan apparently.

Now, wheres my bag of various items
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