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PostSubject: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:24 pm

Rule 1: you shall not talk about the RP cult.

Rule 2: don’t give jax a reason to make rude comments

Rule 3: Kinz is not as innocent as he appears

Rule 4: Aroro is not trying to control your mind

Rule 5: You must follow all orders from aroro without question.

Rule 6: if kinz starts talking about bananas, dont enquire further.
Rule 6.5: If possible, dont talk about anything to do with bananas.

Rule 7: Touch Hawk and/or Dell, and Nield will kill you

Rule 8: Rush any of the british fool and it will never happen!

Rule 9: sanity is optional

Rule 10: Vulkan does not have a mansion, a estate, animals running on his land or 1337 HAx0R Sk1LZ.
Rule 10.5: no matter what he says to keep aroro happy about british stereotypes

Rule 11: What happens in After Dark, stays in After Dark.

Rule 12: Defend the 2nd Rotunda.

Rule 13: WHen Vulkan offers you biscuits, I ADVISE YOU TAKE THEM.

Rule 14: When Kkut posts a link, for the love of god don’t click it.
Rule 14.5: I MEAN IT.
Rule 14.5b: If Kkut mentions the link is pornographic/evil/mind-destroying/etc he's trying to trick you.

Rule 15: Cthulhu/Dagon 2016. Remember it.

Rule 16: If Riprose uses some form of violence against you, it is playful and should not be taken seriously.

Rule 17.: Never question Deth's logic
Rule 17.5: unless its wrong.

Rule 18: I said heyeyeyeyey, what's going on?

Rule 19: Don't tell jokes to Max, he probably won't get the reference.
Rule 19.5. Or mort.
Rule 19.9: And sarcasm will hit the wall as well.

Rule 20. when laurie chan wants to slap someone, run.

Rule 21.  If kkut casts a spell on you it won't do anything.
Rule 21.5: not even the ones that sound cool.

Rule 22: Its hard being Kkut, so just throw rocks at him!

Rule 23: No one shall use this list as a resume.
Rule 23.5: THIS MEANS YOU JAX!!!!

Rule 24: Kkutlord is this forum's village idiot.

Rule 25: If you see max's avatar, throw rocks at it.
Rule 25.5: Yes, i know it looks like it is having a BJ. Please dont point that out.

Rule 26: When Pax and Max are online at the same time, you must make a witty comment about this

Rule 27: Vulkan has reserved the emo couch for 16 years.

Rule 28: anyone caught selling this place out to an AE mod will be forced to watch JB for hours on end.

Rule 29: Kkut is secretly two five year old girls wearing a trench coat

Rule 30: Just because vulkan wrote this, it does not mean that vulkan is planting subliminal messages in it in order to win polls.

Rule 31: Daenerys is the head ninja. We havent decided on who should be the leg, arm and torso ninjas yet.

Rule 32: dont mention cats or whores to kinz.

Rule 33: Nobody understands other languares, so speak in them to piss them off and confuse them.

Rule 34: Never let your parents see the chat!
Rule 34.2: Or the R rated RP
Rule 34.4: Or the E rp boards
Rule 34.6: Or the one shots
Rule 34.8: Or sparkys marrage story
Rule 34.9: In fact, just dont let your parents see this forum at all.

Rule 35: Dont talk about noises while taking a shit when jax is around.

Rule 36: Dont feed the forumites. They may bite.

Rule 37: Admins and mods cannot edit this without vulkans permission Yes they can! No they cant. Yes... yes they can. no they cant!!!! Don't test the gods..... No they cant.
Rule 37.5: Jax cannot edit anything.
Rule 37.55: So... if I edited this while asking for permission to edit, would that be okay? *wink*
Rule 37.6: Only because its you aro...

Rule 38: Keep a sponge handy for when you need to scrub your brain during TFF After Dark.
Rule 38.5: actually, a high pressure hose works well too.

Rule 39: Whenever someone ninja's you in the chat to a hilarious effect, you MUST type 'Timing'

Rule 40: After Dark can happen at any time. Not just at the night.
Rule 40.5: yes, i know that night for some people can be day for others. Just...dont think to hard about it. It can make your head hurt.

Rule 41: Sparky is a minion of Trollestia, so...run.

Rule 42: the number 42 is not significant in any way on these forums. Oh, wait...

Rule 43: Whenever Vlad says Pie, say a silly remark in reply.
Rule 43.5: Have a lot of silly remarks ready then.

Rule 44: "They will see it eventually" Is not a viable excuse for posting porn on the chat.
Rule 44.5: I dont care if its true...dont do it!

Rule 45: Going into After Dark and Dell coming in can end in an instant chatclear. Her innocence is protected by a fiery phoenix, a fiesty hawk, and a tough admin. Any play on her innocence can and will resort in pain or death.

Rule 46: If kkut insults one more person, i swear to god i will start a petition to have him banned from the chat until he learns some tact.
Rule 46.5: I mean it. Learn. Some. Tact.

Rule 47: Aura's innocence must stay intact, or face the wrath of Riprose, Arthur, Aro, Hydrattler, Silver, and Vulkan.

Rule 48: BERRIES ARE NOT ALLOWED WHEN SPARKY IS IN THE CHAT!

Rule 49: Broske is a girl.
Rule 49.5: ...wouldnt ya know it. These rules actually helped in some way.


Rule 50: Abandon hope all ye who enter the ERP.
Rule 50.5: Especially seeing as Ivy has joined it.

Rule 51: Mike likes to tackle people for some reason. So a worthy skill for joining this forum is knowing how to dodge.

Rule 52: Dont ask ivy about her collection.
Rule 52.5: Dont ask RJ about it either.
Rule 52.5: ^ I cant stress these ones enough. Dont.

Rule 53: Never shout "Twincest is wincest" when Ivy is around. Just dont.
Rule 53.5: What do you mean, "Why?"

Rule 54: If Kinz is in one of his moods..............................GTFO

Rule 55: If Mike/Nield links Catgirl Daily, only click if you whish for blood loss.
Rule 55.5: Unless you are british, then you are apparently immune. No idea why.

Rule 56: Poking the Hawk is prohibited.
Rule 56.2: Everyone does it anyway >_>

Rule 57: The point of Sin's Company is to be dark.
Rule 57.5: So dont complain about it.

Rule 58: If Kinz makes a post in the ERP, it's advised you don't read it.
Rule 58.5: Unless your character is interacting with his, you poor bastard.

Rule 59: Dont poke alchemist of death.  Scratch that, just keep away from him as a rule, ok?

Rule 60: Rule 61 is wrong.
Rule 61: Rule 60 is right.

Rule 62: If Drummy and Aroro are arguing, Aroro will always win.

Rule 63: AkaiJose is much more modest than she should be. Compliment her often. Her reactions are funny.

Rule 64: British accents are like magnets to American women
Rule 64.5: Unless youre forum name is Vulkan.

Rule 65: Dont call Soulhunter adorable!
Rule 65.5: OR else!

Rule 66: Navi can and will read your minds.
Rule 66.5: Especially Soulhunter's.



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write your own rules below, and if they make the cut i will add them!


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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:28 pm

Rule 32: No matter what you do to it, the Emo Couch is immortal. No exceptions!
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:15 pm

Rule 33: If you touch my shadows you must be ready to face to OP Rage of the Head Ninja.

Rule 34: After Dark can happen at any time. Not just at the night.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:03 pm

Rule 35: Beo is American Jesus, no exceptions!
35.2: Vlad is Black Jesus.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:15 pm

Rule 36: Never let you`r parents see the chat!

Rule 36.5: Or the R rated RP

Rule 36.6: Or the E rp bored`s

Rule 36.7: Or the one shots

Rule 36.8: Or sparkys marrgie story
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:17 pm

This should be Rule36: Don't let your parents see the TFF.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:20 pm

Rule 35.3 ~ Black Jesus is the least important, as none believe hard enough for his existence
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:28 pm

Rule 36- If Sparky wants something give it to her
Rule 36.5- Seriously, give her food or she'll kill you.

Rule 37- If you make Sparky laugh then your deaths shall be quick and painless.

Rule 38- Sparky is a minion of Trollestia, enough said...
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:27 pm

Rule 38: Just because you think super-powered vomit is an interesting topic, doesn't mean anyone else likes it. Just don't, nobody wants to know about super-bouncy impact vomit...
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:49 am

Rule 38: Everyone is an animal, to some degree. Embrace your inner beast!

Rule 39: Keep a sponge handy for when you need to scrub your brain during TFF After Dark.

Rule 40: If you don't know the significance of a boiling pot and machete, you don't need to worry about it. If you do, watch out. You might be missing something later.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:07 pm

Rule 41: Kinz is a bisexual magic kitty pimp that can shape shift into other kinds of felines.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:38 pm

Rule 38.75: When Mech decides to talk about THAT STUFF, you may need it too.
*update to already existing rule


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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:41 pm

Rule 42: Whenever someone ninja's you in the chat to hilarious result, you MUST say 'Timing'

Rule 43: EXTERMINATE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:58 pm

Rule 43: Trying to figure out how Kinz comes up with his chars may turn you insane!
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:35 pm

Rule 113: Selieno the Nightcore Hamster is not to be eaten.

Addendum 113: Attempting to eat the Nightcore Hamster will result in a lovely agonizing death at the hands of either himself or Sensei.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:34 am

Rule 44: Never dis Van or his Blackanese fellows. It won't end well.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:28 pm

Rule 46: Going into After Dark and Dell coming in can end in an instant chatclear. Her innocence is protected by a fiery phoenix, a fiesty hawk, and a tough admin. Any play on her innocence can and will resort in pain or death.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:00 pm

Rule 47: If you are about to do something that you wouldn't do usually, you must insert the phrase 'I'm going to fuck the fear turkey, and (insert thing here...)'
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:33 pm

Rule 16.5: Unless Rip is mad. Then he wants to hurt you.

Rule 16.6: Don't mention hating the military around Riprose. He will kill you. With a condom.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:46 pm

If Aroro gives you a nickname, you accept it. All nicknames are copyrighted and trademarked and are not available for use to anyone besides Aroro.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:05 pm

Aura's innocence must stay intact, or face the wrath of me, and Arthur, and Aro, and Silver, and Vulkan.

(Make this a rule, we'll add more later) >.>


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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:23 am

"He won't" is not a valid excuse for "he can."

No obvious weapons in the chat.
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PostSubject: Re: The TFF RP'ers book of rules.   Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:51 pm

Punctuation can save lives, and stop a recap of your weekend with grandma to something that should never be done with grandma, and terrible incest jokes from Fate.
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